panda bear

When you cum in a girls eye and punch the other (black and white eyes ;D)

I was doin my bitch in da anus dawg, and den befo i cummed i grabed her face and cummed alot, she was like omfgwtfnubhax! and i punch the other!!! and gave her a panda bear!!!

by jack oph May 18, 2008

Panda Express

The Panda Express is a risque sexual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners breasts. Next he spits up his Chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her breasts together and eats his Chinese delight.

Guy- Hey, are you hungry?

Girl- Yeah, I'm starving! I could go for some Panda Express right now!

by 69_yessss November 28, 2009

sand panda

The action of shitting on a sand-dune and watching the turd roll down the sand. This is called a sand-panda. Commonly used by Australian surfie folk.

"I just stood in a sand-panda! DAMN"

by bexta July 29, 2005

furry panda

when you skeet on a girls face.Then you shave your pubes off and throw it on the jizz.

Awwww dude, I gave that bitch a furry panda last night!

by Andrew Haysbert March 16, 2008

Reverse Panda

The art of the Reverse panda is like the Reverse kanga but different. It is when you do a big watery poo in the flusher so that when somebody else goes to uses the toilet they go to flush and more poo comes out

Lift the lid up do a poo then somebody comes to use the toilet and more poo comes out. That is a reverse panda

by reverses pandoas August 27, 2008

Panda Bacon

A chinese baby's saggy balls sack.

Ethel: How was that Panda Bacon Last night?
Tyrone: Nice and saggy

by PubeLuver14 July 4, 2009

Eskimo Panda

The exact tdefinition for an Eskimo Panda is unknown but it may be linked to someone who is staying nicely frozen in the winter of their home and has a deep admiration for pandas.

Or, It could also be a panda in an eskimo costume...or a eskimo in a panda costume. All we know is either way, it's cute.

Lastly, it could be referring to the awesome Eskimo Panda on Left for Dea who will annoy the crap out of you for the fun of it but will also pwn noobs at the same time.

Eskimo pandas are so cute because...well they just sound cute.

I feel like i want to hump a panda and i'm freezing...OMG, I've turned into an Eskimo Panda.

by THEeskimopanda August 3, 2010