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Purity Politics

Noun. A methodology used to determine if a person is trust-worthy in a context based on their answer to a single question.
A: Do you think the band Weezer is good?
B: Yes.
A: I no longer trust your music taste.
B: Fuck you and your purity politics man.
by rimlessGlasses October 1, 2019
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Polite Path

An occurrence when one is in a good mood, typically just finishing a good laugh when, suddenly they happen upon an individual they are not on speaking terms with but mistakenly greats them due to their euphoria at that particular time.
Joe was having a good laugh with his team when Jeff, who upset him yesterday, came out of nowhere and was immediately caught in his polite path.
by md278 September 2, 2013
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Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.
Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.
by Zonal K August 24, 2019
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Novel Politics

One of the best political servers in discord
Have you joined novel politics yet
by Server's Favorite Rhino March 15, 2021
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political erectness

Political Erectness is defined as n. 1. The art or skill of using political correctness to seduce the other gender or sex,
2. The act of being aroused by politically correct behavior.

This word comes in other variants, such as politically erect.
Dude 1: Last night I acted politically erect and got some illegal immigrant puss.
Dude 2: Last night I beat up some white male cis scum and scored huge femipussy.
Dude 1: We're pretty good at political erectness! Let's go suck some sand nigger tiddies.
by Niger Tits May 24, 2017
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Tactile politics

(Blanket Term) A politician/politically active individual's use of tactile, physical activity to bond or fight with other politicians/activists.
News: Some politicians are known to engage more in tactile politics than others.
by Idot11111 May 15, 2021
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Political insanity

1: The chaos associated with politics
2: A perception problem where an individual's abilities to tell what is and is not real, tell right from wrong, and control their emotions are impaired because of how an individual's views and expectations about the world around them and other people's behavior are strongly shaped by their political ideology. They tend not to respect other people's opinions.
1: There is always so much political insanity occurring during election season, because the politicians always fight over things that tend to be quite pointless to the extent where it becomes annoying.
2: Marco tends to have a big issue with political insanity. He never listens to other people's views on politics and keeps asserting that they are wrong.
by Vanguard 1998 December 15, 2020
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