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Rule One

Amy: But he (the Doctor) was dead.
River: Who told you that?
Amy: He did.
River: Rule one: the Doctor lies.

River: He said no one could save him. But he must have known I could.
The Doctor: Rule one: the Doctor lies.

River: Okay. I'm going to tell you what I probably shouldn't. The Doctor's last secret. Don't you want to know what he whispered in my ear?
Amy: He whispered his name.
River: Not his name, no.
Amy: Yeah it was. He said it was.
River: Rule one?
Amy: The Doctor lies.
by atalienay October 13, 2011
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one percenter

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.
That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!
by Chuck November 18, 2003
mugGet the one percentermug.

formula one

The most incredible form of racing available! NASCAR is a load of crap in comparison...
only formula one has 330 km/h speeds
by Tmurgy June 17, 2006
mugGet the formula onemug.

a cold one

This is an alcoholic beverage that you crack open with the boys, Normally takes place on a Friday or Saturday.
Girl: Wanna come over and smash?
Guy: Sorry, I'm cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Girl: Why? You're always with the boys! Its either me or the boys.
Guy: We're done.
by One of the boys. June 1, 2017
mugGet the a cold onemug.

five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank
My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.
by Doyle November 14, 2003
mugGet the five-on-onemug.

Rule One

The Doctor lies.

Most of River Song's "The Doctor lies" is about it being her own rule #1 for figuring out what's going on when things don't seem to make sense. If things seem incomplete or impossible, consider first if The Doctor lied about something.
Rory Williams: Why did he tell us he was dead?
River Song: Rule One: The Doctor lies. So do I.
by 10DoctorWhoFangirl10 December 8, 2011
mugGet the Rule Onemug.

peep this one

no more fortnite

no more cards

no more $19 cards

no more trolls
by bobux generator March 1, 2021
mugGet the peep this onemug.

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