A girl so skinny that when fucking her from behind it's easier to grab her by the waist with one hand and finish yourself off by using her as a wanking mitt.
by JonnyLondon June 05, 2014
by ElShenanigano14 October 09, 2007
The act of wanking (jerking off) using both your feet, which gives you the appearance of sitting in the same position as Gandhi might have.
by SpunkFoam May 22, 2009
To masturbate with ones left hand whilst repeatedly punching oneself in the face with ones right hand. Thus giving the impression of another person wanking thou, whilst beating the shit out thou.
Boy in school with 2 black eyes and spunksoaked trousers is asked by the teacher: " were you away rapewanking (rape wank) yourself in the toilets again you dirty little shite?"
by Spunksoakedtrousers July 17, 2010
The act of manually finishing yourself off following a failed deep throat and subsequent showering of your genitals in vomit.
"Man, Susie tried to deep throat me last night and ending up puking all over my cock, She ran out of the room crying, but I still needed to finish, goddamn vomit wank!"
by VomitWanker May 03, 2010
When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.
by dead fantasist November 26, 2006
I was upstairs earlier and my cleaner was dusting downstairs so I had a danger wank while peeping through a crack in the door at her
by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014