What the bags is a more appropriate way to say something like "What the fuck" or "What the balls". Its not punishable for saying it (yet) in school or out. It's also good to say on perhaps Xbox live because why would anyone report you for that.
Person who just died in Fortnite Battle Royale: What the bags bro, that guy was hacking.
Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?
Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?
by WhatTheBags May 05, 2018
To be in a state of such drunkenness, that it would be necessary to cover all valuable items in garbage bags in order to protect them from vomit.
by garbage bags June 29, 2011
When there is a chick that has great assets but has a grot face. You should then procede to place a bag face over her face before shagging her.
Tyler: Alice has great tits and fine ass
Anthony: I know man it's just her face
Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her
Anthony: I know man it's just her face
Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her
by Thotimus_Prime November 21, 2017
-is defined by a person or persons making a somewhat funny comment while a person of authority is present that is followed by a loud obnoxious usually over the top laugh.
"Hey guys I wish my arms were a little longer so I could reach the bottom of my pockets" (insert loud bag laugh here).
by T-Klash July 11, 2013
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