fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025

Nonce

means mother

e.g. my dad is also the same as my nonce

by donkey/shrek March 4, 2022

Nonce

U.K. slang, typically refers to a sex offender guilty of crimes involving minors. Used a lot within prisons & council estates.

A very British way to greet your mates.

“ chat shit get banged you fucking nonce!”

“I don’t think that bloke in the white van has a puppy, he’s probably a nonce”.

by Idonttouchkids12345 November 24, 2019

Nonce

Slang term for peodophile

“Wow, I heard GEORGE RECINI is a massive nonce!”

by elintillyjarman September 18, 2018

nonce

UK slang for a pedophile

Simple Simon is a nonce

by Alexander Pennwood March 24, 2022

nonce

nonce is what you call you dad

my nonce was being really annoying today

by lolum February 12, 2022

Dry noncing

A joyless act of noncing performed during a period of sobriety

He was so bored at the party, he ended up dry noncing a boar

by Foinqy January 31, 2024