Noah is the stupidest person alive. He likes to eat vomit and drink per for lunch and is so annoying that he should fly off into space and set himself on fire.
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Get the noah mug.Noah. He is a gentleman that will either pursue you to play you, or to love you with all his heart. Noah. He will feel he is hard to love but many people love him! He has many suitors from hos, to tricks, to coogers with a strong EGO. He loves romance he wont admit it, his heart is gold, his smile will warm your heart. This a King. Often he loved once too many times and got his heart broke. IF hes in love with you , he wont never let you go hes a keeper and will make u his wife. Noah. He is a man of his word and dont keep anything from him he will find out. Noah. most likely a Scorpio. He's the type that will make all the girls go crazy because his d!ck game is addictive. Noah the one and only "I will find out whatever u keep away from me" ass nigga. Noah wants to feel passionate towards his lover.
He wants excitement. He wants someone with beauty. He just wants you to not give up on him. IF noah said he loves you he really means it. He will let you know your being played. He is very protective over the people he loves as well. Get you a noah!! :)
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by divineempress223 March 2, 2021
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Noah: Hi! I'm Noah! Are you the New girl?
Allison: Yeah my name is Allison.
Noah: Wanna be friends?
Allison: Sure! I would like that!
5 YEARS LATER
Allison: Hey Noah!! What's up!!
Noah: Allison! How are you!
Allison: Great! You?
Noah: Fantastic!
Allison: Wanna hang out later?
Noah: Sure! I would like that
NARRATER: And then they were best friend till death. They called each other brother and sister. And saw each other as family.
THE END
Allison: Yeah my name is Allison.
Noah: Wanna be friends?
Allison: Sure! I would like that!
5 YEARS LATER
Allison: Hey Noah!! What's up!!
Noah: Allison! How are you!
Allison: Great! You?
Noah: Fantastic!
Allison: Wanna hang out later?
Noah: Sure! I would like that
NARRATER: And then they were best friend till death. They called each other brother and sister. And saw each other as family.
THE END
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