Cunts-On-A-String

Noun: Cunts-on-a-string: A long evenly spaced line of slow motorcyclists, bimbling along a winding road on the racing line at a fraction of the speed that would justify being on the racing line, completely oblivious to the presence of faster riders wishing to make progress. Cunts-on-a-string typically get very upset when faster riders overtake them and will often stop to remonstrate with them if the opportunity arises (for example, an impromptu stop made the the faster riders), but then think better of it.

The BMW cunts-on-a-string were most upset when Duncan overtook them on the inside of a bend

by Little-Kwak June 8, 2024

string loader

When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.

Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

Stringing

Forcibly ripping out a tampon

Sara cried when her boyfriend was stringing her

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

bomb string

The name you give to a "fuse" when you panic and embarrass yourself to the group

James: Quick, quick!! Light it!

Ly: QUCIKLY!!! LIGHT THE BOMB STRING!

by BossJim September 15, 2017

String Cheese

When a woman shits her self in a thong and the poop splits in the pants giving the apperance of String Cheese

Did you hear Martha String Cheesed herself?

by BIGGBOIIJOHN February 26, 2021

string of boredom

what is typed when you are bored to death

hey kid look heré string of boredom

by RedIsSoSus November 28, 2022

Hooray String

the string attached to the final tampon that is pulled out to signify the end of her "time of the month" and metaphorically refers to those cool little champagne poppers we all have on new years.

Bob:Man, I've been wanting to bang my girl for the past few days so much.
Joe: Why haven't you?
Bob: It's her "time of the month".
Joe: Ah. So then she hasn't pulled the hooray string yet.
Janet:Hell no I haven't.

by laggner April 28, 2009