Pony Nation

The community of Ford Mustang owners anywhere. Derived from their alias ponycar.

Joe and Billy finally got their Stangs, let's go welcome them to the Pony Nation.

by JoeGo November 27, 2009

pants ponies

The sexually transmitted disease also known as crabs. Often refers to the larger, more dangerous critters

Glenn, you know that girl I hooked up with last night? Yeah, she had a vicious case of pants ponies

by G. Coco September 25, 2007

Big Pony

The slang term for going to No.2

"Mom, I need to go to big pony. I'm desperate."
"Can't you wait?"
"I can mom but I'll shit myself."
"For using such foul language you can shit your pants you disgusting little boy. In fact I'm going to hammer a giant cork up there. That will give you something to think about."
"Oh please mom, not the cork again. I was all blocked up for weeks."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

the pony plug

When you take a My Little Pony figurine and shove it up your ass while your girl is giving head

Hey man me and my girl did the pony plug last night. It rocked.

by Hshdjfjskagf October 11, 2016

Shetland pony

An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts

Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony

by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019

homo pony

The main use of this word is to make people think you have completely lost your mind as well as being the politest way to indirectly call your friend an idiot, the only repercussion is that you may end up in a mental asylum. But this is perfect if you want to get out of an conversation, if you say homo pony people will be so distraught for your sanity then wont be surprised when u run away to be your anti-social self.

random person: hello! how are you
me: uhhh HOMO PONY!
random person: what ? *stands in confusion*
me: *sprints*
random person: welp that's normal

by hooman from earth December 7, 2019

pillow pony

vibrating pillow for masturbation, erotic riding

Suzanne rode her pillow pony to orgasm.

by suzieloohoo August 25, 2012