Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

Negative rizz

- A form of flirtation that intentionally uses insults and back-handed comments towards a person or people.

- Trying to get someone interested in you by purposefully shoving them away.

- The opposite of normal rizz, where instead of using smooth talk, you straight-up deject your person of interest.

- Using negative rizz is kinda toxic, so don't do it too often.

Dante: Tbh all the girls in this GC are so ugly idc

Ryan: No Dante, negative rizz won't work, either.

by Infi-Ikal July 31, 2023

negative pimp

Someone who is "Said," to be a pimp but as time goes on, everyone realizes that he is actually his hoes' hoe. A negative pimp loses money to his hoes rather than gaining hoe money.

Josh is such a horrible pimp, i hear hes a NEGATIVE PIMP

by BloodhoundGangBalls August 31, 2023

negative

sigma dude that is sigma

i am negative

by negative88 July 25, 2024

Negative Edging

used as a joke to point out the ridiculusness of trying to use complicated technical jargon to sound more inteligent

make sure you use Negative Edging when fighting this boss for maximum damage

by JustTheTips July 26, 2024

Negative Zero

This is where it ends my friend. After all of the pain and suffering, you've survived. All the numbers, letters, shapes, and you made it. I'm so proud of you.

"Whats Negative Zero?"
"The end of all the pain"

by Ze LogieBogie September 26, 2023

negative partisanship

Two parties looking separately but using a tactic of making one candidate appear like a poor choice in comparison to their opponent, making modern democracy appear legitimate.

Biden aids in the appearance of Trump as a correct choice as president for 2024, when it’s been the decision all along. All because of the beguile of negative partisanship.

by Gnostics&Numbers October 9, 2023