NICE WANKA

A nice wanka is a nice sized penis. When saying nice wanka, it is often said by an austrailian girl or a british girl with a strong accent.

Hey Zach! You have a NICE WANKA.

by ZFH July 27, 2010

LOL nice!!! 5 stars

A great way to rate any thing eg. Videos, pictures, music

John : "Hey check this video out!"

Peter : "lol nice!!! 5 stars"

by KingOfTheHill591 August 15, 2010

nice friend

A person who is so fucking nice to you it isn't funny-

"Oh shit dude,Lesley gave me this sick ass art piece that worth 40$ but they gave it to me for 20$ what a nice friend"

by bonshaquishalafondria April 28, 2017

That's Nice

A polite way to say "Fuck Off"

Person A: I just bought a new car.
Person B: That's Nice

by Halaway July 7, 2016

nice guy

A form of Man that leads a lonely life and never gets cut a break. Often dies with virginity intact.

I know Colin, he's a nice guy.

by Colony September 20, 2003

nice

What a girl uses to either deny, let down, or reject a guy without telling him that he simply can't bench enough to please her. Usually said by a girl that is shallow, but doesn't want to admit it. Nice is used to emotionally screw a guy. In a sense, a girl emotionally laying pwnage on a guy.
Can be replaced with sweet, kind, smart, or anything not involving rippling muscles and a -2.0 GPA.

Also used when someone does something really stupid or so extreme it is beyond normal comment.

"Dude I just totally killed our dog."
"Nice..."

"Dude I just totally got laid with the Olsen twins"
"Nice..."

"Dude I just got my MP3 player stuck in my ass."
"Nice..."

"Sally, I really like you. Maybe we can go out sometime?"
"Your a nice guy and all... its just (insert bullshit here)."
"Well, maybe when (the bullshit) is over?"
"Sure. I'll call you then. Don't call me. Ever."

by euphopiab June 22, 2006

How Nice

How Nice I could really care less...just being polite

"I just bought a new pair of" ...response "How Nice"

by redSouthernBelle October 11, 2005