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Pink Mustache

When you cum in a girl on her period and then eat her out
Man, last night I fucked this chick on her period. Then I ate her out. Walked out of there with a pink mustache
by Barbnig April 19, 2020
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monkey mustache

When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.

Created by Ma Dukes.
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Just google monkey mustache for images.
by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014
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Galaxy Mustache

Well an awesome, epic guy (very straight)

NYX's side chick
Guy: oh look why is that guy so cool?

Guy2: That's probably Galaxy Mustache

Guy: yes makes sense epic human
by Hi I'm beef November 5, 2021
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massachusetts mustache

When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.
"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".
by Sweeturkraut November 11, 2018
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Miami Mustache

When you ejaculate into your sexual partners mouth and it comes back out their nose.
You look great wearing that Miami Mustache babe! I gave her a Miami Mustache, I ate a bag of celery and filled her mouth so full it came back out her nose!
by Pauly Piccoloni October 1, 2022
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Turkish Mustache

Petey gave her the old Turkish Mustache. Bro didn't realize he looked like a chocolate milk fiend.
by KavanaughtAChance May 10, 2025
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Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip
Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!
by jeff medrala November 25, 2019
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