the mermaid

you need three things a piece of rope, a fresh fish, and a ciggarett. step one tie her ankles together. step two rub the fish all over her naked body. step three fuck her any way you please. step four while your smoking your ciggarett you can think to yourself woy thats what it is like to fuck a mermaid.

i going out with a marine biologist and she let me give her the mermaid.

by the law September 4, 2006

Mermaid

A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).

My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!

by Nitz Rockstar December 9, 2008

Marmalade Maker

A lesbian.

Origin from the Middle-England Conservative ladies in the Tv show 'Little Britain'. Now common slang in London.

See also Making Marmalade- having lesbian sex

'No more lesbian Marmalade I beg of you.'

by Nice even chunks... January 5, 2005

Mermaid

The act in which a female, is deemed half mermaid, due to the foul odor she releases. Take great precaution approaching these creatures, as they may take wallets, watches and vehicles. They are armed and extremely dangerous.

Yo if her bottom half is fishy, we call that a mermaid.

by Jordan_Be October 17, 2011

Marmaduke

hatefull hurting beans........

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

marmaduke

An Excellent band from Scotland who make concept albums

Hey, you heard the new Marmaduke Album?

by I Believe In Magic May 4, 2005

little mermaid

A horrible movie produced by what can only be described as a plauge of the Earth, yes, Disney.

Note: Upon further inspection of the original cover, a tower of the castle is shaped like a penis.

"I just saw The Little Mermaid!"
"You FAG!" *Kills first person*

by InJecTeD_MeTaL October 29, 2005