female mouse

a mouse for the computer that has no ball(s), and usually a small hole on its underside

"My mouse is busted, let's go to Beast Buy and get a female mouse!"
"You mean an optical mouse?"
"As long as its got no balls!"

by message_tied_to_a_brick August 30, 2004

Mousetailing

When it's that time of the month and there is a little tail hanging out from "down there."

That chick sat on my windshield to moon us and was totally mousetailing.

by mousealot June 29, 2010

mouse fuzz

The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.

Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.

sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can

by Alfredo X October 28, 2010

mousebidextrous

Ability to use mouse with both hands equally well.

Look, Monica can use the mouse with either hand, she must be mousebidextrous.

by WoozBro July 6, 2011

Mouse Jockey

Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.

Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!

by mousejockey September 8, 2011

Mouse clit

The scroll wheel on a computer mouse that you stroke the same way you stroke a clit. Depending on the type of mouse, you can stroke the clit up and down, tap it, tilt it side to side, or stroke it around in circles.

My sticky fingers gummed up my mouse clit, and now I can't scroll!

by b1wt153 September 28, 2011

mopsey

a freckled ranga that likes chicks called maddy

take a fat gezza at that mopsey

by mr.bong May 27, 2017