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Anarchist Fasting Month

On the 1st of June we are not eating anything until June is over! You can drink water but it must only be drank once from a shot glass to simulate what it’s like in Africa to show sympathy.
by Anarcho.Monkey May 18, 2021
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black march month

it’s like a super real thing and you have to send all the black people you know money as reparations because it’s an extension of black history month. it’s definitely a real thing so like uhh… send your black friends money.
hey poosie, it’s black march month! i wanna send you a $1000 because this is a legit thing xxx
by a really legit source March 5, 2022
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touch pussy month

In the month of October, guys are allowed to touch another females pussy
Garry: its touch pussy month can I touch it
Sarah: oh yh, u have my permission
by Thomas the fuck machine October 2, 2019
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Jelly of the month club

A gift that keeps on giving for a whole year!!! It’s an affordable bonus for employees when the company has financial issues.
“It’s a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club!!!”
by EG FRESH December 24, 2021
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Month of the Empty Wallet

The month of November for gamers. Tons of Triple-A games come out every week of November which causes the gamer's wallet to always be empty. In November 2013, Two new consoles will be released as well as tons of launch titles.
"Hey man! Can you spot me 10 bucks?" "Can't bro I just bought the new Call of Duty, Halo, and Assassin's Creed! Happy Month of the Empty Wallet!"
by Jakefiz September 10, 2013
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Grab ass month

Slap ass month is back but with a twist u can no long slap it u can now grab it instead

So when u go back to school girls and boys get ready because people will be waiting
Grab ass month is a month for boys and girls mostly boys to enjoy

Share this on insta tagging t1.stxckz if u love ur marj
by Add my Instagram t1.stxckz November 3, 2019
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douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.
Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.
by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013
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