When you're banging your chick, take your balls and put one in each of her eye sockets then throw your dick right down the middle of her head.
by punkisdead83 February 8, 2010
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Mohammed is the strongest person you will ever meet also the coolest⚔️⚔️⚔️
Mohammed is the type of guy to steal you girl less the 0.5 Seconds.Never mess with a Mohammed.Never underestimate the Mohammed he is always better than you.
Mohammed is the strongest person you will ever meet also the coolest⚔️⚔️⚔️
Mohammed is the type of guy to steal you girl less the 0.5 Seconds.Never mess with a Mohammed.Never underestimate the Mohammed he is always better than you.
Classmate:How much did you get on your exam?
Mohammed:Oh got 100 like always.
Classmate: -_-
Random teens: Let’s go fight Mohammed it will be very tough but we can handle him.
Mohammed: Hey.
Random teens:We want to fight you.
Random teens:Trip over Mohammed’s feet and Mohammed laughs at them and says never mess with the Mohammed🥊
Mohammed:Oh got 100 like always.
Classmate: -_-
Random teens: Let’s go fight Mohammed it will be very tough but we can handle him.
Mohammed: Hey.
Random teens:We want to fight you.
Random teens:Trip over Mohammed’s feet and Mohammed laughs at them and says never mess with the Mohammed🥊
by Dustyyyyyyyy October 13, 2019
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And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
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Get the mohammed amin babaamer djelman mug.Dates back to 572 AD when it was first given to the Prophet of Islam. The origins of the name are Arabian, roughly translating to "Blessed" or "Praised." It is now officially the Most common name in the world.
Unfortunately, due to the downfall of intelligence in some countries of the world, citizens bearing this name often face undue prejudice from the bottom of the social barrel.
Unfortunately, due to the downfall of intelligence in some countries of the world, citizens bearing this name often face undue prejudice from the bottom of the social barrel.
Scenario 1
Ming: Whats your name?
Mohammed: Mohammed
Ming: Nice to meet you! My name is Ming. What do you do for a living?
Mohammed: Nice to meet you too, Ming. I am a doctor. What do you do?
Ming: I am an engineer.
Ming: Whats your name?
Mohammed: Mohammed
Ming: Nice to meet you! My name is Ming. What do you do for a living?
Mohammed: Nice to meet you too, Ming. I am a doctor. What do you do?
Ming: I am an engineer.
by The__Doc February 5, 2010
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