mitchell

the whitest person ever

1: man, I'm like whiter than mitchell
2: no ones whiter than mitchell

by x e n November 28, 2022

Mitchell

A person who definitely makes out with his own father, most likely even spreads his cheeks for him as well. He also smokes copious amounts of weed and vapes like a high schooler.

Philip: You know Mitchell?

Surya: Yeah, I do.

Philip: He kisses his dad bro.

Surya: Not surprised tbh, he takes it in the ass from him too I bet

Philip: ……he does

by suryothomere February 28, 2022

Mitchell

A person who gets mad at his friend for spending time with his girlfriend, rather than him.

Dude, Alex just went off on me right now for going to the movies with my girl instead of him! He’s being such a mitchell

by ARinneyTinTin June 10, 2022

Mitchell

a sweet wife who will provide everything loyal/caring/sweet

Guy:1 I have the sweets wife!
Guy:2oh yeah what’s her name?
Guy1:Mitchell

by September 27, 2022

mitchell

A mitchell can be a fucking asshole but also sweet. he will send feet pics, and is also funny. he can be very sweet sometimes and actually care.

who sent those feet pics? oh right that's mitchell

by welovemitchellstoes234 November 22, 2022

Mitchell

The undisputed don of East Hull mess with him and get the left right goodnight

You cant do anything in East Hull without Mitchell knowing because he is the Don

by ClintBellagio99 November 24, 2021

Mitchell

Just some fat retard

Guy one: yooo who’s that
Guy two: that’s Mitchell some fat retard

by Mitchellslovepony November 23, 2021