misterbig

Someone who likes molest little boys and girls

Zoom's daughters were raped by MisterBig.

by MisterBig March 10, 2005

mister bungle

a complete fuck-up of a human being.

You are such a mister bungle.

by A.J. Smith December 8, 2006

mistermeaner

the more you miss the meaner you get

sex is a mistermeaner cause the more you miss the meaner you get

by the Randyman January 19, 2010

Mister Meester

The name called to one who prides himself of sexual acts with ones twice his age. Also known as a Mushroom head, one whos hair has the appearance of Mushmouth of the 70's and 80's hit cartoon Fat Albert.

You bagged that wrinkled bag of a lady? Damn Mister Meester, you are a modern day senior Cassanova!
or: I hope you didn't pay for that haircut Mister Meester.

by anonymous jerkoff January 21, 2005

mispering

To go missing, to become a missing person.

She's gone mispering again, probably gone off with that Joey.

by pink girrafe February 16, 2006

mistersess

A male mistress

Lots of celebrities have affairs, but I'm waiting for when one is caught on the down low with a mistersess.

by Inhabitant December 17, 2009

Misery whip

A large, flexible, man powered saw for felling large trees. Using the saw is very strenuous. In modern terms it's used to disparage any repetitive physical task.

Check out my new rowing machine! It uses water to create the resistance.

That's a fancy misery whip.

by tcan November 22, 2016