instant messanger symbols

: ( | ) = monkey
: @ ) = pig
- o < = clappy smiley
* * = = = us flag
( % ) = ying yang sign

you put all the letters together in each of them

by kiss my fucking ass March 31, 2004

i approve this message

What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.

"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."

by JenThe80'sFan July 28, 2004

double message

The annoying habit whereby someone leaves you the same voicemail message on more than one of your phones (i.e. your cell and your home; your work and your cell; etc.) and then you have to listen through the exact same message twice.
Most people have a friend or family member who has this habit and those people are known as double messagers.

Dude, Nick double messaged me on my cell and at home! He bugs.

Mike is such a double messager. Doesn't he know I already got the first message?

by Mrs S May 17, 2007

messedup.net

the rightful owner of Jason Heckahorn

messedup.net is more successful than anything Jason has made on the internet.

by Reality June 30, 2003

messere

Rebel without a cause. Leading change. A person feared yet admired.

That Messere does what she wants when she wants to do it. She scares the shit out of me, gotta admire her for it though.

by dave boring July 21, 2011

Text message

When you tell someone to send you meaningless texts just so that you can use your phone to massage yourself or somebody else.

Hey John can you give me a Text message? Just send me the same text like 50 times.

by Dot584 February 8, 2010

Mark Messier

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.

I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.

by NYR forever July 20, 2008