The sweetest and most caring person you'll ever meet. The moment you hear her voice you wont be able to get enough and will do anything to hear it again. Every time you see her gorgeous face, you'll notice something that makes her even more unique. She is the girl of your dreams who you see yourself marrying one day. I love you kassie <3 shes also a bitch

Someone: Hey! whats your name?
Kassandra Lee Melton : I have a boyfriend!
Someone: oh okay.......

Kassandra Lee Melton by Adenjp July 17, 2023

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Pulling a Melton

Putting your dick partially in a vagina and climaxing immediately

Ya i heard todd pulling a melton last night with that girl

Pulling a Melton by Tard strangler March 16, 2024

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Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp

When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.

"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"

Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

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