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I me be a melon! 

When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!
man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*
I me be a melon! by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005
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melonie by mel September 22, 2003

fire melon 

One who is gay but does not admit to it, as well as having a fetish for girls under the age of 13. Although this may sound like a contridiction I believe he enjoys young, physically undeveloped girls because they still appear unisexed. See also cornbread.
Christoper Aron Hill is a real fire melon!
fire melon by Caleigh R January 13, 2006
Melody is a very shy and quite girl.she is really skinny and feels shy with her body. She loves music and loves to swim. She likes tasking pictures and loves being everyone’s friend but thinks all the time nobody likes her. Her birthday might be on the December the 11She think she’s ugly but she is beautiful inside and out. She’s been through some stuff and hides her true emotions. She might have a crush on you but if reject her she will become broken she tries to feel all her hopes with joy but only feels sadness. She prays every night something will change but it never does. If you know a girl named Melody make sure that you don’t break her, cause soon you’ll fall in love with her and she will think it’s a joke.
i shouldn’t have rejected Melody.
She is a really great friend .
Melody by M3xy November 14, 2019

melon head 

somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!
grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
:)
melon head by reggaemuffin March 11, 2007

melon dive

To run full speed head first into an unexpecting set of breasts.
Gina has huge boobs, she is a perfect candidate for the melon dive.
melon dive by Tune September 1, 2004