When your beating your meat but you fall asleep while in the action. Wake up see your meat in your hand and then keep beating that meat
I was beating my meat and I was super tired so I took a meat nap and when I awoke I kept going where I left off
by FatDaddyMcDaniel July 14, 2018
Get the Meat napmug. a guy that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances. while not under the influence of mind altering substances said guy will deny having aforementioned homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances.
by king jonman July 2, 2006
Get the meat casemug. For a man to take his whole "package" and dredge it across his girlfriend's face slowly, making sure to slow down more around the nose. Kind of like teabagging but instead of dropping, you dredge all of your stuff across the face.
My girlfriend wouldn't give it up last night so when she went to sleep, I took my junk and meat dredged her from chin to forehead.
by biffered April 4, 2012
Get the Meat Dredgemug. The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
by Snu November 7, 2003
Get the meat curtainsmug. by RaiderNation January 1, 2008
Get the Meat Gazingmug. Meat Crawl - When a man is at the point of climax, gets knocked unconscious, dragged, and leaves a semen trail.
'Dude, me and this hot chick were getting at it, and then just when I was about to erupt, she meat crawl'd me!'
by Jacob... September 23, 2011
Get the Meat Crawlmug. by kellyonkauai December 26, 2009
Get the Cougar Meatmug.