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Matthew Anderson

Matthew Anderson- a possible perverted man with a small penis.
He was a Matthew Anderson.
by Brekin July 7, 2019
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Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo
Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!
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Nicholas Matthews

the lead singer of the band Get Scared. hotter than Taco Bell's Fire Sauce.
Omfg Nicholas Matthews is the hottest, most talented, best singer in the music scene
by angsty_agender August 12, 2018
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matthew ryan

Matthew ryan is the best guy you will ever meet he is cute and caring. But u will have a crush on him and he will have no idea. He is smart but clueless when I comes to girls
OMG Matthew ryan is so hottt
by A.L.M.M June 3, 2021
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matthew thiessen

probably has one of the best vocal rages ever. 6'3"
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!
wow, matthew thiessen is so amazing!!
by e.l.loves March 8, 2009
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Matthew DeLeon

He is funny

cute

He is weird but in a very good way

He and his brother look alike

He will make you laugh though the toughest times

He is pretty attractive inside and out

He is one of the best guy friends that i am lucky to have met
by S.A.V.A.G.E February 7, 2020
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Matthew McConaughey It

the act of doing everyday things shirtless when its completely unnecessary.
Guy#1: Dam, does Todd own a shirt?
Guy#2: I know... I've never seen anyone Matthew McConaughey It while singing christmas carols.
by NewEnglandClamChowder December 16, 2009
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