Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.

Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.

That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.

by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021

marriage

marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid

person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago

person 1: bruh why did you get married

person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky

by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021

aunt-by-marriage

Aunt-in-law (only pibling's wife).

My aunt-by-marriage is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021

uncle-by-marriage

Uncle-in-law (only pibling's husband).

My uncle-by-marriage is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021

pibling-by-marriage

Pibling-in-law (only pibling's spouse).

My pibling-by-marriage is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021

niece-by-marriage

Niece-in-law (only spouse's niece).

My niece-by-marriage is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021