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Mutual marriage

When two friends have so much in common they could be a newlywed couple
Wow, those two have a mutual marriage
by Addie- _* April 6, 2019
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marriage

The adoption of a man that is too old to be adopted. To avoid confusion, the parents is called wife, while the adopted man will be referred to as husband.

May occasionally result in sex.
My marriage is great, I did not wear mismatched socks in years!
by sharkdinner July 1, 2022
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marriage

An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone
Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022
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wait till marriage

When you are in bed with a women and before you have intercourse the women says ",wait till marriage." It is pretty much a cock block.
Women- I want to wait till marriage.
Man- i am moving out.
by Michael wait till marriage August 29, 2017
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grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's husband.
My grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Schrödinger's marriage

A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.
"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024
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Spouse's great-grandnibling's wife.
My great-grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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