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The best marketing agency in Quebec. The owners are professional, smart & sexy. They offer the best marketing services you could ask for.
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by Bonzai Marketing November 23, 2021
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Market Vegetarian

A person who does not buy meat (from either restaurants or grocery stores) but will eat meat if it has already been prepared.

The inclusion of market refers to the fact that this person's buying behaviour (from the market's perspective) is like a vegetarian.
At a house party:
Person 1: Did you just have a meat pie? I thought you didn't want to have meat at the restaurant last week?

Person 2: I don't buy meat, but if it's already been purchased I'm ok with having it.

Person 1: Oh! So you're like a Market Vegetarian?

Person 2: Exactly

Person 1: What a hipster
by angularmerkel September 30, 2018
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fish market

a pussy that has not been washed in days, smelling like a rotten fish market, as well as repelling and knocking out anyone who gets close to it.
Bro #1: So did you end up going down on that girl?
Bro #2: Hell no! She had quite a fish market down there
by anonymous November 24, 2020
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Meth Marketing

An approach to marketing that pushes the boundaries of conventional advertising to create memorable campaigns, done whilst under the influence of meth
Meth Marketing is typically done by new owners of automotive businesses to appeal to new target markets
by Fillll February 1, 2024
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marketing

by Buzz B September 17, 2019
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Marketing

Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.
Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.
by Space Wrangler July 6, 2021
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Marketing week

by Fils de pub January 10, 2022
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