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Alpha Male

The try-hard of gender: masculine edition.

See also: dudebro, Nice Guy (tm), fukboi, asshole
I AM AN ALPHA MALE WHO CHUGS WHISKEY WHILE RIDING A TIGER AND PLAYING FOOTBALL AND SAYING 'NO HOMO' AND HAVING EMOTIONALLY DETACHED SEX WITH HIS PENIS TAPED SHUT
by LizardWizard1 August 6, 2017
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male period

when a man is acting like a dick and acts like they are on their period
will is on his male period!!
by $Unkown$ October 25, 2016
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Beta Male

A beta male is a male who is unable to assert dominance and is generally a wimp.
OMG, look at Space. He could be so much more. Hes such a beta male though.
by bronlemesja June 2, 2020
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Fe-male

i am fe-male (fe = iron ) (male=man) iron man
by Dog_Person February 23, 2017
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Male Batter

The proper wording of the word ''Cum.''
Wet and warm and juicy!
The left over male batter on your moms face was what i had left on her from last night.
by bynon August 28, 2005
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Alpha Male

One of the 10% of males who engages in 90% of the total fucking.
Pullin' skanks is easy for an Alpha Male such as myself!
by Nasty Nadz June 1, 2006
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Simpa Male

A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.
Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.

I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.

Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male

Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
by PC Slayer Sword December 13, 2022
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