Minecraft

A man’s game

“Yo jimmy how you so cool?”
“Minecraft”

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by Yes_ _ _ February 20, 2021

Minecraft

A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.

Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*

by dacooldictionaryguy March 1, 2021

Minecraft

A gud video game.

Me is mr. meencraft so minecraft

by mr.meencraft March 13, 2021

Minecraft

(n) The best video game in the world; created on May 17, 2009

Minecraft is the best game in the world, I play it 24/7, JK. I play it an hour a day, but it is the best game in the world.

by NobodyIsHere27 January 14, 2021

Minecraft

A genuine modern-day work of art.

Enough said.

- What are you playing Timmy?
- Oh just a modern day work of art.
- Oh yeah? What is it called?
- Minecraft

by iBrokeCheats January 30, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is basically a cool game filled with squares. Let me guess, you watch Dream SMP.

“So you playing Minecraft?”
“...”

“I like ya cut g”
*eternal screaming*

by Arctis January 31, 2021

Minecraft

The best game in the world

I love playing Minecraft

by Robotknight February 2, 2021