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New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
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Chocolate And Mayo

Some fucking chocolate and mayo in a jar dumbass
Chocolate and mayo is like the holy Bible and holy water but to defend yourself from fucking children
by C O S M O July 13, 2022
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Chocolate and Mayo Bottle

Drink Chocolate and mayo bottle now to have good drawings and…A FREE PACKAGED EMORY
Cody drinks chocolate and mayo bottle while going Hiking
by C O S M O July 25, 2022
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Ramen with mayo.

Ramen with mayonnaise (or with any other noodles, except the spicy ones) is a very tasty combination between the saucy mayo and the soupy noodles, it's even aprooved by jollow2500. "I can see ramen going well with mayonmaise personally" - jollow2500
I really want ramen with mayo.
Have you ever tried ramen with mayo, it's really good.
by atinsh October 10, 2022
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A Cinco de mayo

An upstate New York term used mainly by Hispanic thug boys or frats to describe a female as being mid or just average quality in looks.
Male 1: Ayo Pablo you see that shorty over there?

Make 2: Yeah homie she a cinco de mayo if I ever saw one

Male 1: you right homes she a middie
by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023
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Cinco de Mayo

by Wodhxusu May 5, 2023
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Cinco De Mayo

a day where americans get drunk at mexican restaurants
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 5, 2023
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