jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.

"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"

by indeluble77 November 24, 2016

K-LUCK

"There's a story about a feared legend called "Köhler". He was one with the force, but the force turned his back on him. Since he wandered around without any guidance, the K-Luck found his unprotected soul and invaded him. From this day on, every small spark of luck was forever gone. Ancient legends say that his soul is still wandering around searching for a grain of luck.

Damn. The K-Luck is with me. My package got lost, my appointment got cancelled.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

by LostSoulAT November 11, 2020

Lucke

Name of a man who is closet gay and uses both women and men for money, sex or anything for their personal gain.

“Hey I met a guy named Lucke”
“Run the other way, you finna lose everything”
“You were right”
“That’s a Lucke for you”

by foenem369 August 22, 2025

Cristiano’s Luck

The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.

Example: I got Cristiano’s Luck so I'll top in the exam somehow, even if I don’t deserve too.

by ModricBetterThanZidane February 2, 2021

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky

Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

Hoffys Luck

When something so unlucky happens to someone which is so unlucky but typical of that person

Mate loses his license just a day after he had it suspended for 12months, thats hoffys luck for sure!

by Fredangle September 14, 2015

Fischer Luck

A targeted use of Murphys Law directed at a Fischer, usually set off by bad luck or random karma. The negative act against the Fischer is typically an annoyance and no real harm is achieved or felt. However it also works as a limiter of success. Fischer luck prevents a Fischer from becoming super wealthy, but will always have just enough, keeping the Fischer plain and boring.

Every light turned red as I approached each intersection... damn Fischer Luck!

by Dante Puntappa July 16, 2025