The Lonely Gerstenzang

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.

Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

D-Lone

An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.

Yo Marsha I just got a phone call from D-lone at work.

by Yo momster May 23, 2024

Properly Telling That You Are Lonely For Me

Properly Telling That You Are Lonely For Me

Properly Telling That You Are Lonely For Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Idiotic lone wolf

I'm a faggot and I try to be a lone wolf but I suck

You're THE Idiotic lone wolf

by Lone wolf is a faggot June 16, 2017

My lone chromosome

Some one who fucks her brother and can die if it sees rain

Me: Hey Man U heard about my lone chromosome

Blair: WHY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT RAIN WHY!!!!!

by RYDO McShagger January 13, 2021

lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

Loneli

Loneli is a cool cute person with a great personality and someone that is fun to hang around loneli will laff at ur jokes even if they aren’t funny because that’s how nice loneli is.

Boy: hey do you know loneli?

Freind: no who’s that

Boy: there really nice let me introduce them to you

by Veeverysimple October 11, 2020