Door Lock

A system used to keep someone out of the room you're in. Commonly used by Crusty Teenagers when doing something embarrassing!

"A LOCKED DOOR? IMPOSSIBLE! Wait no what am I saying, it's totally impossible! "
-Melvin, YGOTAS
"This Door Lock is preventing me from getting in this Crusty Teenager's room!"

by A Man With Wjdat November 2, 2017

laser lock

Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.

(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!

by pentozali November 4, 2007

lock loins

Locking loins.......................Tarzan could tell you about this one; or just ask Jane. Tarzan wore a loin cloth, his main apparell, to cover up his loins. Therefore in order to lock loins, you must have another pair of loins. This is where Jane comes in. Get it? For you chimps out there, it's the same thing as procreating, or having sex.

When my chick and me get back to my pad we're going to get naked and lock loins.

by Corporal Smoothie December 8, 2009

Brain Lock

When you just cant remember something that you know you knew hours or days ago.

what the hell was i supposed to remember to do today? what was his/her name , i spent all night that that person too.. damn brain lock

by zzchamp April 16, 2011

Lock Pick

Similair to double penitration. When a dick or dildo is shoved in both the vagina and ass at the same time.

Yo, Joe peformed a lock pick on his girl and lets just say, he broke in.

by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008

Jock-Lock

When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face

One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies

by wedgie Getter October 7, 2005

shit locks

When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.

Mike: Dang, that big 'ne looks HOT!
Erich: No way, man. That ass has shit locks!

by Jocko Tam April 26, 2010