lettucing

When you want to sing and enjoy a band from the early 2000s named after a food court.

Lettucing, lettucing. Lettucing, lettucing.

by Mr. Good Sir the 14th August 22, 2025

Five Finger Lettuce

Beating up a gay guy

I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.

by Northstar56 June 18, 2020

Fatmans lettuce

A term for putting chips on a sandwich, usually Doritos however any chip works. It gives a similar crunch to lettuce but is not nearly as healthy.

“I had a great day in the pool! I can’t wait to have a ham sandwich with some fatmans lettuce and mustard on it”

by Brisk00 July 30, 2022

Wet Lettuce

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).

Kelly, you fucking wet lettuce.

by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020

Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

Lettuce

Cum

That lettuce be tasty

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 16, 2021

Lettuce

Lettuce, you eat it, you eat it with food and in salad. it is very tasty, very good.

Hey what do you want in your subway sandwich?
Lettuce.

by LunarDev April 26, 2021