Wet Knee

When you're dirty dancing with a chick who's on her cycle and she gets menstrual blood on or around the knee area of your pants

man 1: Did you see frank? His pants are soaked in blood.

man 2: What, did he gat stabbed?!

Man 1: No, Jenna was just bumping and grinding on him and she didn't have a tampon

Man 2: Ooooh, he got wet knee'd. Why didn't you just say that?

by deepinyomama69 August 19, 2008

Take a Knee

To disrespectfully kneel instead of standing up during the National Anthem to protest against politicians you don’t like, because of their discriminatory practices, racist views, or offensive comments.

Imagine if every time an employee or football player doesn’t like something about their CEO or president, they take a knee—aren’t there better ways to justifiably convey their anger or frustration?

by MathPlus September 30, 2017

fat knee

- when you can't find the point of separation between a persons knee and their upper thigh
- usually associated with thunder thighs

"That girls fat knee is the worst fat knee I've ever seen. I can barely see her knee!!"

by BigHoleChronicles February 9, 2009

Then I took an arrow to the knee

A popular internet meme which has derived from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in which town guardsmen will often say to the player "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee".

The meme is often used as a response in forum posts or YouTube comments, particularly to people thinking of past events in their life.

Guy 1: "Look at my new Gamecube!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I used to have one of those"
Guy 1: "...Then I took an arrow to the knee"

Or as a way of expressing the fact that Skyrim is the game to be playing right now. For example:

YouTube comment from 2008 - "GTA IV is the best game ever! I'm gonna play it forever!"
Reply to the comment from 2011 - "Then I took an arrow to the knee."

by Someone you don't need to know January 11, 2012

Knee Slapper

When someones penis is so big that it slaps the inside of their knees when they walk.

What size condom would you like?

Let's just say it's a knee slapper.

by Erak22 September 27, 2009

knee to the balls

Similar to a kick in the groin. An event in which a woman shows dominance/superiority over a man.

That muff-diver Peg beat me out for the manager position at work what a knee to the balls. I might as well quit or get on my knees.

by busterboner September 5, 2009

Get your knee off my neck

The plea to get off and let one rise to their potential.

I can be all I can be if you " Get your knee off my neck "!

by Ronny James June 6, 2020