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No Knock Warrant

When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.
“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”

“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”

“Oooh boy…”
by Cups of the Dixie September 17, 2022
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implied door-knock

Refers to when you make friendly eye-contact with one or more occupants of a neighboring dwelling, and thus you do not have to actually knock on their door to make it acceptable for you to go on in.
My neighbors down the street have known me for decades and have always welcomed me in to "shoot da breeze for a few"; they often hang out around the dinner-table in their large-glass-windowed kitchen, anyway, and so they can easily notice me as I amble up the front walk. So I always just watch for them to glance up and give me affable nods as I near their glass storm-door; this is my implied door-knock, and so I know that I can just stroll right on in and sit down with them.
by QuacksO July 6, 2018
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club/knock the stuffing out of sg

(infml, originally NY slang): make sb. feeble, weak or demoralized
“Talk quickly – those fellows are clubbing the stuffing out of Union Pacific.”
O’Henry: 100 Selected Stories, Wordsworth Classics, 199, p.74.
by Petyush March 29, 2005
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knock-off

1.term used in San Antonio TX to describe a person who routinely gets wasted and behaves like a complete moron.
2. person who behaves like a moron even when they aren't wasted, thus making them undesirable as company at any time.
Did you know we found that knock-off passed out in the kitchen with his dick in a can of play-doh last week?

Don't let that knock-off in my car, he's always putting cigarette burns in my damn seats.
by dinki August 23, 2003
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knock the breaks off

To beast on someone physically, totally jack someone
"Back up snicka i knock the breaks off you"
*During football game* *Down...set...* *Linebacker points at QB* "Bow down fool, I knock the breaks off you"
by Silachoo May 2, 2007
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Trying to Knock Yourself Out

Trying to knock yourself out can be defined as repeatedly hitting oneself, generally on the back of head
“Are you trying to knock yourself out?!?”, yelled Timmy's mother.
by GlimmerGurl July 2, 2019
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knock

"You aint real, *N!99a* you's a knock."
or
"Whatever dude you's a knock."
by Sunnie-D December 30, 2008
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