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knob-jangling

The act of grabbing your testicles in public and shaking them around like Christmas bells.
Dave was fucking knob-jangling in Tesco again !
by Donald tree stump February 17, 2017
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knob shot

While playing beer pong on a door(broken or not) if a player hits off the knob and in a cup they instantly win and everyone jumps in a pool
by Evilredbeerd April 16, 2017
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Fuzzy Knob

Taking your dick and dipping it in splooge, then bone a pillow until the pillow fluff gets stuck on your dick and your dick should look like a Fuzzy Knob!
Man1: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Man2: What did I do that was that bad?

Man1: You walked up and poked a cop with your Fuzzy Knob!!!!
by Virginity-Napper September 19, 2013
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Ree-Knob

A Ree-Knob is when a guy going through puberty gets a hard on and it inconveniences him.
"I had to reeeeeee on outta class cuz I had a total ree-knob when the teacher called me up."
by Gurgster June 10, 2019
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boat knob

Similar to a turtle head, a boat knob is a small piece of poo, that has emerged from the anus, while the rest of said poo is still submerged inside the rectum.
Bogan 1: Oi where's the dunny cunt I got a boat knob hangin out.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.
by Crumbed Cutlets March 31, 2016
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Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.
"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."
by Tamcus April 24, 2021
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Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.
Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night
by CharSweet September 12, 2020
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