Kiwi Farms

The Gotham city of the digital relm

Going to Kiwi Farms is like having a death wish

by The keckler 2 owo March 12, 2024

Kiwi nigga

A nigga who eats kiwi's to get hard as FUCK. kiwi niggas also love to have 10 dicks stuck in their anus.

Person 1: bro! i got raped by my dog.
Person 2: shit, I'm hard as fuck, I ate a kiwi
Person 1: nigga, u a kiwi nigga

by Gorillaglue2419 April 23, 2024

kiwi couple

A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.

"We're a kiwi couple" - couple on WorkAway.info

by __somebody_ June 21, 2024

Kiwi ( wiwi , iwi , giwi )

The name(s) of someone who is often associated with Anya ( Spy x Family )

“ Kiwi ( wiwi , iwi , giwi ) “

“ yeah , kiwi ! She stinks and is Anya “

by yeqhthat December 7, 2024

Kiwi On DKS

Kiwi On DKS something that is just ass

Bro why is rythmiki driving like "Kiwi On DKS"

by 200 Lounge Dictionary December 15, 2024

kibidi

Meaning -3A mysterious and elusive phenomenon often experienced during extreme bouts of procrastination, where the mind stumbles into an infinite loop of abstract, nonsensical thoughts, making it impossible to focus on anything productive.

Meaning 2 - The overwhelming feeling of confusion when attempting to remember something important but instead becoming distracted by thoughts about the meaning of clouds or the precise texture of jelly.

"Ugh, I can't get anything done today, my brain's been in full kibidi mode for hours!"

by notyourboyfriendindisguise100% February 22, 2025

Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

by The official kiwi June 26, 2025