killian

A complete suicidal maniac who cuts his arms every day usually across the street because he only does it to get anti-depressant drugs and weed because he has serious self worth issue. Normally his parents abused him/her when he was young leading to a lifetime of hard crime and drugs.

That emo kid over their is such a killian.

by idekbob December 2, 2016

Killagoontaro

When someone clains they have gone to Mout Killamanjaro when they really Havn't. They are therefore goonting that they have.

Rick: Hey man have you been to Killamanjaro?

Ted: Yeah went last year.

Rick: Thats such Killagoontaro.

by Jeff30000 January 28, 2008

killa-kell

A super awesome person; killer personality; vicious

Killa-Kell is super good at volleyball

by radical_racquel November 2, 2008

killa mike

a killa mike is a guy who's dick is so big its hurts the girl he's having sex with or "kills her"...mike is just a common name so that's why we started using it...this is a common saying in western michigan

i heard her screaming all last night from the basement....must've been killa mike

by bam10 June 15, 2009

Killarious

Something so humourous that laughing becomes a danger to your life.

Signs of this may include severe choking due to lack of ability to breathe and rolling on the floor in an uncontrollable manner.

It was so killarious that he nearly suffocated!

by zktsuki April 19, 2010

Killa Dilla

When a white girl with a Hispanic last name tries to pronounce quesadilla and murders it.

Why don’t you order me the Killa Dilla for dinner.

by Rooster72 January 18, 2022

J-killa

Subject Of the poem "The Greatest" by Robert Riemer, J-killa got his name from his many feats of heroism and sexual mastery on the streets where he grew up (he is legally married to Kate upton). He has served as chief advisor under Abraham Lincoln and FDR, and is rumored to have written the Gettysburg address on a roll of toilet paper while he was taking a dump somewhere in Pennsylvania. His most astounding accomplishment, however, was undoubtedly his victory over Heavy Thway in a contest of length (j-killa's penis won by a margin of over 8 feet). In 2014, j-killa was preemptively elected in the presidential election of 2032.

"This is a great man. I love him."-- John Lennon

J-killa is a fucking boss

by Thaaaooo3 June 13, 2014