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Crack the bowl

To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.

Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna crack the bowl.

When someone clains they have gone to Mout Killamanjaro when they really Havn't. They are therefore goonting that they have.

Rick: Hey man have you been to Killamanjaro?

Ted: Yeah went last year.

Rick: Thats such Killagoontaro.