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Crack the bowl

To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.

Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna crack the bowl.

by jeff30000 February 4, 2008

Killagoontaro

When someone clains they have gone to Mout Killamanjaro when they really Havn't. They are therefore goonting that they have.

Rick: Hey man have you been to Killamanjaro?

Ted: Yeah went last year.

Rick: Thats such Killagoontaro.

by Jeff30000 January 28, 2008