Jose Tañada

Jose is a great big dick man. He has a lightsaber that could light up any room he walks into. Something about his smile is so mesmerizing it just gets me going. He's a great kisser with his soft and voluptuous lips. His great selection of clothing includes his tight show giving khakis and his ugly Christmas sweater that isn't so ugly anymore after he puts it on. His energy is like a golden retriever. Everyone deserves a Jose in their lives.
Person 1: "OMG is that Jose Tañada??"
Person 2: "DILF ALERT, DILF ALERT!!"
by DilfLover102 November 23, 2021
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Glenn Jose Howard

Glenn also known as Jose also known as Jay also known as Howy is very and i mean VERY homosexual. He fetishises men with pussies and dreams about getting his nipples sucked by them. He id extremely short... I MEAN COMPACT and he identifies with things such as tacos and buritos. Hes a nerd but also very stupid. Soft... but mostly hard. (;
Ugh he keeps making taco jokes... classic Glenn Jose Howard behavior LOL
by slimthiccqueenuwu420 November 22, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who have the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ambrosio Soler Estrada, Angel Soler, And Angel Jose Robles (AAA)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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jose angel

Name your Latin teacher will use while trying to call your classmates attention in Spain.
You can also use 'Jose Antonio' or 'Jose Carlos' for this.
Jose Angel deja de hablar ya leñe!
-Me llamo José Alberto profano
*Class laughter*
by Sasnixx February 22, 2017
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Jose Angel

A kind of alcoholic lover person who use to speak with every random dude or bitch.
Usually he will fall in a hole full of blackberry bushes.
"Julian get drunk last night and almos did a Jose Angel"
by Perifrastic June 30, 2017
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