Jordan

This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.

"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"

"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"

"Thats the bitch."

by Fuckmeinthe*ssdaddy123 August 30, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest and funniest guy you ever meet. He is very charming with his words. If you ever meet a guy named Jordan, don't skip the chance to meet him in person or hook up with him, for as you would be the most luckiest girl to have him. Also, slide in his DMs because it is good luck if you do so. Jordan is also a weeb.

"Are you Mithzykun?" -2
"Yes, Are u Jordan?"-1
"No!!! Just kidding" -2 XD

by Ghost Weeboo August 2, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is a charming athletic guy. That will end your life in football faster than your relationship. Jordan is smart, charming, and the best friend you could ask for. He is a savage that get girls on the daily. Although he has girls loving him he goes after the one he loves the most . So you can’t get excited over him.

Yo you see Jordan ? Yea he has the cutest girl after him.

by 2 times March 17, 2018

Jordan

Its a country in the middle east next to izreal Palestine,iraq,saudi arabia, syria, and its home to one of the world's 7 wonder, Petra.

I took a vacation to visit petra thats in Jordan

by Shark007 June 27, 2018

Jordan

He looks like a girl and is inferior to all

Jordan is my least favorite person ever

by Chickenwaffle89 March 5, 2020

Jordan

A huge dumbass who has the record for shortest dick. He would suck a guys dick for 5 dollars. He weighs more than Sean and is that guy to chew on a used condom loke it's gum.

I heard Jordan fucked Gracie last night and liked it.

by Mr. Name6969 December 4, 2018

Jordan

The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.

Dude that guy needs to stop looking at that girl with a tight ass.

yeah what a Jordan.

by ugh2 May 5, 2017