Alison Jones, the most interesting girl on the planet. Very quiet, mature, socially awkward, sweet, kind, intelligent, beautiful, honest, fun, loving girl you will ever meet. She is very awkward and stand offish when you first meet her but that's only because her trust has been broken before. Shes been through more then one could imagine but instead of becoming a cold, dead hearted monster she helps everyone she can and is always there for everyone who asks. Alison will always be the one girl I'll always keep in my heart.
"Wow, Alison Jones is so nice!" Said 1
"I know, but I've heard shes been through a lot" spoke 2
"Maybe that's why shes so nice? Because shes been through the worst and wants no one else to feel the same? Said 1
"I know, but I've heard shes been through a lot" spoke 2
"Maybe that's why shes so nice? Because shes been through the worst and wants no one else to feel the same? Said 1
by Ohwowww?_ July 29, 2019
Get the alison jonesmug. Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020
Get the Jones lagmug. by Salty Sis October 29, 2019
Get the isabella jonesmug. When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023
Get the The Act of Jonesmug. honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will
by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021
Get the dan jonesmug. Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.
by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022
Get the Jordan Jonesmug. A black person who likes to brag about having a 7 inch reproductive organ. He has crackhead friends and one white tweaker one he also comes from a ghetto neighborhood but moved to the suburbs. He is handsome as fuck and when he braids his hair in a bit it only makes girls want him even more
by JeezyNeedy05 June 21, 2018
Get the Jai Jonesmug.