Lil' Jon

The crunkest artist in the game.

Did you get that Lil' Jon CD??

by Ant February 18, 2004

lil' jon

producer, wont be recognize if no oakleys and pimp cup showed, can do w/o eastside boyz, should change to "masta jon and bodyguard boyz"

"we at capacity"
"wha?"
"tha mean we full"
"urhhh... let me he u say 'yeahhh'"

by chingga ling March 6, 2005

Jon Kerry

pure evil
the govoner of massuchusets
a HUGE loser

Jon Kerry is a loser and because of this he lost the '04 election

by JonKerryHater February 4, 2005

Jon

Jon's a fuckboy who looks like a dust bunny.

Cindy Robes: our son Jon fucked over two girls in a week.
Mark Icecreambars: Yea, he's kind of a fuckboy like that. Also, did you notice he has a lazy eye?
Cindy Robes: Yeah, I knew we shouldn't have had kids when we're cousins, Mark! He's screwed up! Maybe that's why he's always asking me to play with his hair...

by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015

the jon

When the man rests one ball on the outside of the vagina for an extended period of time.

Warning: the jon requires exceptional balance

by Cockpockets December 14, 2008

Jon G

A musician whose songs all sound the same, lacking originality. The lyrics are very generic and are meaningless for the most part. The amount of songs consisting of party lyrics and just unrelatable topics swamps the only two or three good songs this musician produced. A musician who should invest in a new songwriter.

Person 1: "Lady Gaga used to be my fave, but lately her music is just unrelatable and the lyrics make no sense!"
Person 2: "It's almost as bad as Taylor Swift!"
Person 1: "I know! She's turned into such a Jon G!"

by Kelso Burns November 17, 2013

jon'in

to just go into someone's house and take food without their permission.

Everytime John Melfi goes to Pete Scanlon's house he goes jon'in in his pantry.

by Sohil Doshi July 16, 2005