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Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.
Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!
by Otter Girl April 24, 2010
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johnny come lately

A newcomer to success; being new to wealth, and having relatively little culture, he spends it without caution or prudence, often with a penchant for the very modern or fashionable. Essentially he begins to do all the things he thinks a wealthy person ought to do, and in the process draws a lot of attention to himself.

He is easily told apart from those more accustomed to affluence by his preference for brand new, convertible German sports cars, and frequenting expensive, highly-visible chic cafeterias for lunch. Everything he wears is brand new. His taste in art is poor or lacking. He lacks essential social graces and may have little or no sense of humour. Anyone caught being on the cellphone en route to the golf course is probably a JCL.

Essentially he remains a socialite, so he is likely to be seen amongst other JCLs and, when not playing golf, an entourage of young, good looking but always overdressed gold-digging women desperately trying to fall pregnant to him.
"So, the Vittoria for lunch?"
"I avoid that cafe, it's full of johnny come latelies."
"I must say, that entire shopping centre is the same. I saw this johnny come lately perusing the jewelry store window while on his cellphone talking about golf"
"It's the suburb. Full of rich youngsters and soccer moms."
"I concur. Let's go to a bar downtown instead."
"Sweet. At least the women there want more than our wallets"
"I was thinking along similar lines."
"Let's not tell our wives"
"Let's not"
by MrKapper Is Back November 27, 2012
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johnny blaze

A name given to someone who is constantly smoking your weed but never contributes anything back.
He needs to buy a sack with his paycheck this week, fuckin Johnny Blaze.
He used to smoke me out; now he's just a Johnny Blaze motherfucker.
by MustangGT October 1, 2005
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johnny rotten

1. very hot singer for the famous british punk band - the sex pistols
2. started the saftey pin fad

real name - john lyden
big hits - pretty vacant, holiday in the sun, anarchy in the uk, god save the queen, ect.
johnny rotten was such a great singer, he was so amazing at the sex pistols reunion tour.
by iFUCKiNGLOVESiDViCiOUS April 24, 2003
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Johny

Johny is sexy as fuck
by Madmaxdries May 29, 2018
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Johnny Hamsterdick

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
by J. Casey January 28, 2009
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Johny

another way to say that the bowl is cash, no more weed.
A: "hey man pass me the bong."
B: "that shit is Johny man"
by Brunos baby July 6, 2010
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