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Megra Johannes

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Megra is sad more often than I'd like her to be. She's also way too hard on herself and it makes life hard for her. Megra is beautiful but is blind to it which is SOOO FRUSTURATINGGG. Her face is literally beautiful and is so much prettier when its happy. McKara has so much good about her. She is determined, powerful, thoughtful, and fun-loving. She is always singing which would be annoying but her voice is absolute butter. McKara is a vault of beauty and loveliness and I hope to see it unlocked- SOON
Megra Johannes is so gorgeous... how does she think she's ugly??????

Who's birthday is tomrrow?? Megra's!!
by butterbbybahp March 5, 2019
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Dirty Johnelle

When your really horny, but your partner is asleep. You sack him in The balls and squeeze his pecker till the tip turns red.
I was fast asleep lastnight till I got dirty johnelle . And the tip of my pecker turned red!
by Tberk4work May 21, 2019
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Getting "Johnnie'd"

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!
I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.
by JaxSnow July 10, 2019
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Martin Johannes

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.
Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021
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slow joanne

whenever someone isn’t understanding something properly or at all, you call them a ‘slow joanne’
mymy: the third letter in hello is ‘l’
lili: i don’t get it
lala: of course you don’t, slow joanne
by yadeeyadeeya June 5, 2021
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Iver Johannes Hoff

A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
Wow you are so perfect, you must be an Iver Johannes Hoff!
by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022
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Harvey Johannesen

Absolute dumb fuck, got a hot mum and has no friends
by Harvey Johannesen November 1, 2022
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