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Jerking

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😏 jerking 😏
by Bitch 3 September 8, 2023
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Jerkinitis

Inflammation of wrist, elbow and shoulder from jerking off to much.
My homey got jerkinitis cuz he jerked off to much.
by Marchello Jones February 23, 2024
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Jerkinitis

Injuring your wrist, arm and elbow from jerking off.
My brother has jerkinitis .
by MarchelloJones February 25, 2024
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Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety
“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin
by anonymous July 3, 2024
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jerkinovation

"jerkinovate" where "innovate" would be used; "jerkinovator" where "innovator" would be used.
A portmanteau of "jerking" and "innovation".
When tech companies pretend to do "innovation", but nobody needs that shit, and it's just a giant circlejerk. Often happens to Twitter, Reddit, and YouTube.
Removing the dislike count isn't making people feel better about themselves, it's just jerkinovation.

As far as I'm concerned, there's no jerkinovation on Lemmy, regardless of its size.

The bourgoise, in an attempt to strengthen his control over the proletariat's very communication, has hijacked and promoted several social media sites, and used jerkinovation to obscure intelligent thought and promote meaningless interaction bait.

good god its just jerkinovation again. why cant twtr just DIE already??!
by VerbFlow July 9, 2024
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jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have one leg on the kitchen counter, one leg on the floor, both hands vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be covered in baby oil, and making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)
Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
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jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
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