Jboo

One who invests all his/her time and energy hustling at state auctions buying rejected, outdated, dingy, inferior equipment that is no longer needed by the state. This buyer will then list crappy equipment on Ebay to try and make a 2% profit; at most. This Ebay seller will typically have an extremely low user rating due to customers that will generally be unsatisfied with their purchase of goods that will not operate properly, or at all. This type of selling is legal defined by the small print stating, "used goods are sold as is; they may work, they may not work; all sales are final whether you like it or not."

Stop being a Jboo for the weekend and come out with your boys, you are just wasting your time and money at those project housing, garage sale style auctions.

by Eleanor Rigby123 December 28, 2009

jbguvfebfr

when you press random buttons on the keyborad.

BFF:Whats up?
You:jbguvfebfr

by MissUglyPants June 17, 2011

JBA

Jacked by anonymous, A group of professional xbox live hackers/ddosers that cant be stoped

Guy 1-" Hey look its Persuading and Envyable!"
Guy 2-"From JBA?"
Guy 1-"Yeah dude they run that garbage clan called 'is Pro'!"
Guy 2-"Lets get outta here, im scared man!"

by Persuading June 7, 2010

S.J.B.R.

acronym for a Slow Jerk Ball Rub

its my birthday, whats up with an S.J.B.R.?

by 1-800-GET-BUSY February 16, 2010

jbf

Just being facetious--- kind of like "jk"

"oh, btw, I'm pregnant" "o rly?!" "nah, jbf"

by lawpaw May 15, 2008

JBMS

a very shitty school in Mercersburg PA, less than 1% of all students from JB go to the Mercersburg academy. This school has some of the worst teachers, and the worst principle. most students hate this school. the worst teacher is Mrs. Mccans. dont get me started. We hate her, she hates us. The students here amount to nothing. ALWAYS. unless thier rich asses get to academy.

"where do you go"
"JBMS"
"oh, in shittown right"?
"yeah"
"i feel sorry, thats why i go to the academy"

by jbms spokes man August 5, 2008

Jbag

1. A term used to reference the male reproductive system, specifically the scrotum. Originating from the term jizz bag, it is commonly used alongside the phrase jshot; jizz shot.

Sarah: That jshot was massive! You must have had a loaded jbag."

by Tainted slobknocker December 5, 2018