Jamie’s bread

Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try

Hours later

Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS
by CHAMPIONN._.WERD10X June 28, 2023
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Jamie Texting

Sending multiple text messages in a row... with no shame
Hey
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care
by Jbo780 November 24, 2017
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Do a Jamie!

be hammered in a pub or club and sneak off without saying goodbye.

Named after the illusion Jamie Reynolds (Leigh, Lancashire)
I’m so drunk. I think I will Do a Jamie!
by beerlover October 15, 2021
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Jamie spice

Jamie spice

A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas

Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders

Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature

By ignoring it

Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts

#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots

#2....they think there double tasty

#3...they think there double naughty

#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation

#5....searches the earth for a sesh

What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk

A very feisty
Waahhhh it's a jamie spice
by Jamie spice June 25, 2021
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Jamie C

He is trying to be the most popular person alive but everyone laughs when seeing him, might often be caught selling 20p cigarettes or smoking down Chatham. Often known for people to fight his battles.
Jamie C what a roadman.
Wouldnt mess with that Jamie C kid!
by Jamie Carr May 09, 2019
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dancing with Jamie

A codeword coined in the UK to describe a male or female who is attracted to the same sex and has homosexual tendencies. Often used when trying to be discreet.
Friend 1: Do you reckon that guy wearing the shirt with rainbows and unicorns is gay?
Friend 2: Yeah, he's definitely dancing with Jamie.
by caramelbear June 13, 2013
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Jamie Weber

Jamie Weber is an absolute bum fucking addict. He sure does just love the taste of greasy-ass dick.

When he goes in front of a mirror naked he loves the look of that grease just dripping down his belly button.

Oh how he lives for the sweet taste of his own grease.
Oooowee your such a little Jamie Weber
by Jamie Weber August 03, 2021
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