jaffapearl

A person who doesn't have a clue on where they want to go in life

Oh he's a Jaffapearl, he has no clue what a-levels to take.

by Fred Norton November 30, 2013

Jeff Dunham-ing

When a person fists someone so deeply he or she is like a puppet on their arm.

"Dude, my girlfriend fisted me so hard last night, I felt like a Jeff Dunham hand puppet."

"wtf Dakota..."

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by Swag Chair May 19, 2014

jeff up

to screw up really really bad

make sure you don’t jeff up.

by katealexander11 June 10, 2018

Jefferson, Ohio

A mostly farm town located near Ashtabula, Ohio. It has a small population and everyone that lives there knows each other well. There's not much to do with the exception of a few bars and a bowling alley. On weekends most of the local teens have fires with friends and share a few beers. There is a local Fairgrounds where the Ashtabula County Fair is held every year and a small Sheriff Department which watches over the small town.

In Jefferson, Ohio you may see a lot of cows

by DipSpitJuice September 27, 2018

jeff basos

the action of losing a shit ton of money in a divorce and then being publicly shamed to the point of losing all your hair and looking like a boiled fucking egg screwed a 54 year old Russian guy

wow that guy looks like a real jeff basos, what a loser

by Communist boi 68 plus 1 March 13, 2019

Jeff'd

To be jeff'd is to have one's asshole licked in a delicate but succulent way. One will often see how far one's tounge will get in and have a proper scoop around. Everyone wants to be Jeff'd... Do you?

Ideally you have to be on your back with your legs at a 90 degree angle for proper access to the anal cavity.

Started off in August 2019 in Prague and became a trend.

I got jeff'd last night and it's put a spring in my step and she didn't have to pay for pudding it's a win win situation.

by Cardiff Jeff August 23, 2019

Jeff

Jeff is commonly used as a name for silly duck but can be used for people as well e.g nymphs Jeff jeff

Jeff the duck went for a walk with nymph

by Jessyttt October 15, 2019