Jacket the Faggot

Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.

We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.

Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”

Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”

by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019

put the jacket on

to put on a condom

he wants to put the jacket on

by high ca February 15, 2018

Don't pack a jacket

A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."

Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."

by Sascratch70 April 11, 2024

trees in jackets

Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.

Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.

Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!

by pentozali May 14, 2009

Pineapple Jacket

A racist term or Hawaiian or samoan people.

I wouldn’t rather not put Pineapple Jacket into a sentence.

by Opinion010 January 3, 2025

Jacket of All Trades

The Long version of jack of all trades, most commonly used in British slang

Ey lad, u cheeky jacket of all trades

by Cheeky Mate June 4, 2022

chad jacket

A condom.

“Oops, gotta put on my chad jacket so we don’t get pregers.”

by Faccceerr May 15, 2018