The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza

by Trashman May 31, 2019

Italian Sprinkler

When you buttchug beer and then squeeze it out of your ass into your girlfriends mouth

I did the Italian Sprinkler with Jennifer last night and she placed a restraining order on me

by NiggaManNigga November 30, 2019

Italian Wristwatch

The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.

Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning

by Jeffh October 8, 2013

italian cake

It’s just a fucking Lasagna...

“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!

by Fuckin’Commies July 16, 2018

Italian cork

When you are having sex and when you about to bust, you shove a cork in your dickhole so you don't nut

Man my dick hurts from last night when me and my girl did the Italian cork

by NotMeNick July 31, 2018

Italian facial

When you dump the pasta out into the strainer and put your face in the steam.

As I poured out the tortellini, I enjoyed an Italian facial

by Phatnattapia September 2, 2017

Italian Frappuccino

Italian Frappuccino also known as Sloppeé Toppeé (Slopay Topay)
Referring to oral sex.

Could you please get me an Italian Frappuccino?

Sure bro why didn't you just say you wanted Sloppeé Toppeé
Because I didn't know you did oral sex.

by I don't know ♤♤♤ March 26, 2020